It’s time again for another edition of Wednesday Rambles, created by Crazy Texas Mommy. I think I may have missed one or two of these, and now is my chance to make it up to y’all. Ain’t y’all so proud?
- I thought I had already mentioned this, but since I can’t find it anywhere except on the Screwed Up Texan Facebook page, Jeebus and Beavis officially moved out two weeks ago.
- My husband and I sat them down mid-January and told them that we were going to charge them rent of a whopping $150 per month.
- That was apparently too much for them so they called the Mother Trucker and had her pick them up and them move.
- Guess who they’re living with now.
- Guess who’s happy to have her home back now.
- The only thing I really miss is that big ole fluffy kitty they took back to Utah with them. Imma gonna miss McGee.
- Fartface somehow ended up back in the house even though it’s been warm outside. Except that one morning he freaked when my husband was using his tablesaw to cut plywood for a freaking awesome clubhouse we are building for the boys and we didn’t see him until nighttime.
- As long as no one pushes anyone out of the clubhouse and breaks their jaw I think my boys are going to love it.
- Yes, the jaw-breaking thing is a real story. It happened to me.
- Also, in case you didn’t already see it on Facebook, my eight-year-old son has a kid named Jesus (Hey Zeus!) in his class at school. Apparently this kid is an angel and never has to move his clip in class. So my son says, “Mom, I know why Jesus never has to move his clip at school. Because he’s Jesus and Jesus is perfect. Which isn’t fair.”
- He then followed that up later with, “Mom, you should have named me Jesus.”
- It’s gardening time here in North Texas which means for the last several days I’ve been preparing beds and planting onions, lettuce, and other cooler weather loving plants. I’ve also started an array of summer vegetables including peppers, tomatoes, squash, and more at home. We’ve already begun picking carrots and radishes. I’ll have an update on all that soon.
Want to name your kid Jesus, advertise, guest posts or tell me I’m stupid? Email me!
{ 5 comments }
