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{CLOSED} Everyone’s a Winner! FREE e-Book + Win One of Three Signed Books

30 April 2012
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Jeremy Mark Lane wants to give Screwed Up Texan readers FREE e-book copies of his book “While I’m Still Myself” for 7 days! That’s right–everyone’s a winner! Plus for every person that enters this give away and leaves a comment telling me they did so below they will be entered to win one of THREE [...]

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I’m as Tired as a One-Legged Man in a Butt Kickin’ Contest

26 April 2012
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I can’t wait to tell y’all about all the fun I had in New York City the last two days–sightseeing, eating, hanging out with some really neat people, and most of all the 2012 Time to Play Spring Toy Showcase! But for now I’m as tired as a one-legged man in a butt kickin’ contest. [...]

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{CLOSED} Give Away! $50 Firehouse Subs Gift Card

23 April 2012
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I am so excited to bring to y’all yet another awesome give away right here on Screwed Up Texan!!! Firehouse Subs has entered the “Battle of the Subs” (that’s what I’m calling it anyway) and has decided to give away one $50 gift card to a lucky reader to use in any of their 504 [...]

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I Ain’t EVER Letting My Boys Do This Again

19 April 2012
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Ever since we got licensed to foster and adopt three weeks ago, I’ve been stressing over keeping my home clean which we all know is near next to impossible with three boys. Well, at least if you’re me that is. Case in point: Nobody come over to my house right now. Now we’re not filthy [...]

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Family Portrait Time: Our Agency Should Get a Good Laugh

18 April 2012
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Tuesday our agency asked us to email them a family portrait to send along with our home study for the various children we’ve submitted on to foster and adopt. I searched everywhere on my computer for a suitable image and then decided none were good enough to pass along (so I’m admittedly picky when it [...]

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